If jeans + t-shirt ever stop working as a thing I am fucked
>Put on jeans.
>Slowly slide t-shirt over my body.
>Oh shit I’m on fire!
This isn’t good.
ibuprofit liked your photo: I made the Kamina build into a jpeg just for…
I used your ‘Spiral Level’ line, I hope you don’t mind.
It was too good to pass up.
hazzy-kamikaze replied to your post: Tales of Conan the Blighttown Barbarian Part CXVII
Get the ring of fog and hide, then throw dung pies at them while they’re crossing the swamp. Priceless.
I could do that. Being a Blighttown barbarian, I am a veritable turd factory.
Tales of Conan the Blighttown Barbarian Part CXVII
>My shift on the neighborhood watch is up.
>Spawn across the rickety bridge.
>See damage indicator way down low.
>Pull out my club and start heading down; it’s time to get paid.
>Get down to where the guy is about a year later, he’s pretty close to the swamp.
>On the narrow plank bridges, see two sunbros.
>Oh great.
>Decide there’s no point for strategy, I have a huge club.
>Two-hand that bastard and run in.
>The sunbros both start revving up the Gravelord Greatsword miracle.
>Roll in and blast both of them while they’re casting it.
>Start rolling and swinging my club like a raving lunatic.
>One of the phantoms goes down, I notice the host cowering in the corner with his drake sword.
>He hits me a couple of times, I don’t give a fuck.
>The other phantom gets me with a gravelord sword miracle.
>Still not giving a fuck.
>Proceed to beat the other phantom to death.
>Turn towards the host, who’s trying to run.
>You came to the wrong neighborhood, motherfucker.
>Proceed to smash him over and over with my erect large club of fucking.
>His guard breaks and then I peel him off of my mighty branch of smiting.
>Smash his corpse a couple of times for good measure.
>TARGET DESTROYED.
Thus ends this tale of Conan the Blighttown Barbarian; invading a poisonous shithole near you.
Male Student Suspended for Wearing a Skirt
This happened at my old high school. What really angers me is that if this had been a female wearing a short skirt, her parents would have…
>Suspended for a minor dress code infraction.
That’s a waste of everyone’s time. Just get the man a change of clothes or something. A suspension is entirely unnecessary.
nazerine reblogged your post: My katana just pierced the heavens.
are you using red tearstone ring
because that seems like it would be pretty darn appropriate
Yep, red tearstone and wolf ring so I can take a hit or two. Every time the tearstone activates I yell ‘WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?’ and charge at whatever was beating on me.
hazzy-kamikaze replied to your post: My katana just pierced the heavens.
Grab a bonewheel for maximum spiral power.
Oh I like this idea already.
I’m surprised I managed to get enough summons to be a sunbro, considering I’m a shirtless guy with no shield and only a pair of pants to protect him.
My katana just pierced the heavens.
>That feel when you’re playing a motherfucking Kamina of the Great Gurren Brigade build and one of the gargoyles beats you to within an inch of your life but then your fucking fighting spirit kicks in and you kill it in four hits.
ROW ROW FIGHT THE yeah whatever.
every fucking time I try and invade someone, I always invade a person who has people with them already.
A good tactic for people who have phantoms with them is to find ways to get ahead of them— either short cuts or taking advantage of enemies, and then hide and wait for them. Then when they pass you and engage the next set of enemies, you can pick the phantoms off really fast and then fight the host 1v1. It works about 80% of the time for me. :V
I did this once on my silver knight build. I cut in front of a triple gangbang squad in Anor Londo, got out my Dragonslayer bow, and parked myself at the end of that hallway with the Titanite Demon. Oh man that was satisfying.
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